This is just a quick post in honor of Aardvark (@vark) and my experience with the service that was apparently worth 50 million Google dollars.
In the beginning, I was utterly annoyed to get rather irrelevant questions from Aardvark flooding my inbox. “What time is it in France?” would get my blood boiling. Are these people just trying out the service or is Aardvark going to be the answer for lazy internet users? In short, I replied “10:46am. Time to quit Aardvark.”
Just don’t make me repeat myself.
While the company definitely needs to fine-tune its service, I’ve actually grown more and more fond of the silly questions I receive. The subjects I have signed up for are France, San Francisco and Sushi – thus, a majority of the questions I receive are: “What is the best hostel in Paris?”, “Where is the best place in France?”, and “Where can I get the best sushi in San Francisco?” – hopefully Aardvark will eventually recycle my response for repetitive questions (or make the answers public) so that I stopped getting harassed.
An Aardvark a Day.
But I’ve grown fond of the sillier questions I receive to the point where I now look forward to Aarvark questions.
Here are some of my favorites:
1. Why is it snowing in Paris in February?
Because it is cold.
2. Where can I rent a Castle in France?
It’s called a château. Ask King Albert II of Belgium if you can borrow his in the south of France.
3. I just discovered sushi and I really like it. I eat it a lot. If I eat too much sushi, will I die?
(I actually took the time to explain a little about mercury and food poisoning for this one. Sushi is close to my heart.)
4. What is the goal and/or meaning of life?
Not to ask impossible questions on Aardvark.
5. “Will ya help meh with how/which sports should I do to lose weight and gain height.which sport or which positions(exercises) do you suggest me?”
This question was my all-time favorite and it includes the original spelling errors and everything. Although I didn’t answer. I’m still trying to figure out why I received it in the first place.